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"My Precious." (Oh, for
crying out loud. Put your
undies back on.)
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"You forgot to baste it?
Well, there goes Christmas
dinner."
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"Howcanyou...ssSaythatIhave...
A Big Head? Ijusthave...
narrowshoulders."
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"Captain? Why do you think the
Vulcan Neck Pinch would work
where the Human Ass Pinch failed?"
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"Hey! You cappin'
Meeeee...punk?
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Men in Black III:
Men in the Dark
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"How come we don't
just put a sneeze guard
over the salad bar instead?"
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"Wecolme to New York City.
I'm the So'Ho you've been
hearing about."
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"Put your right hand in the jar
of pain, young Atriedes." / "But
that's the hand I jack- um, nevermind."
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"It says 'Please visit
our brothel next week."
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Thinks a dish on his roof is the
ideal thing to catch all the
'Meaty-R's that fall from the sky.
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Hurryspockthe...show isstarting.
"One moment, Captain, while I put the
finishing touches on my eye shadow."
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"Mmph - No! I was expecting
a fresh stick of gum."
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"You dance devinely." *SLAP*
"I should think I dance better
than a 400# drag queen!"
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"Just let me asure everyone that neither
Uhura nor I enjoyed that kiss. We were
just trying to excite that Liberace fellow."
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"My eyes! My eyes!" / "Cross me again and
you'll get another look beneath my tunic."
"Where's Sharon Stone when we need her?"
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From 'Lord of the Rings 2277:
Saruman innn SSSSPPPACE'
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"Thanks for dropping by
Wilson. We need you to
identify the body of Tim Allen."
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Watch out, honey. That
silicon implant of your's
is trying to escape.
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Dammit Rex! I'll never fool The Inquirer
with you in the shot. (Next week's
headline: Giant dog catches UFO!)
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Lust4Lunch
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Baby got BACK. |
"Lucy, I'm... HOME. |
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